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How to Become a Member of Polaris North

As established elsewhere in this helpful parody website, we just want your money.  Sorry to be so crass but as somebody once said - it makes our world go round!  We obsfucate that by making different categories jump through separate hoops.  But it always comes back to the bucks.  You can pay all at once or over time, but you will pay!


ACTORS must audition for the Board of Directors in order to be offered a membership.  Acting in a performance at Polaris North may constitute an audition and a formal audition may be waived by a vote of the Board.  Actors can participate in the twice monthly Actors Grope.  Auditions are held before each monthly Board of Directors meeting.  You can find the next meeting at our Events Page.
 

PLAYWRIGHTS may participate by bringing reading selections to the  Playwrights Grope twice in order to become acquainted with the grope and vice versa.  After the two meetings, the applicant must apply for membership or no longer participate in the grope.  At the second of the two meetings, members present will vote on whether to invite the applicant to join the group.  You can find the next Playwrights Group meeting at our Events Page.
 

DIRECTORS may apply to the Board of Directors for an interview or may attend two meetings of the Playwrights Grope to be considered.  Decisions of the Playwrights Grope will be based on comments and participation during those two meetings.  To find the next Board of Directors meeting or Playwrights Group meeting, check our Events Page.
 

Once you are accepted into Polaris North you may participate in activities in any of the membership categories as long as you pay your dues.  Pay up.  We really mean it.



Benefits of Membership

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AT

POLARIS NORTH

Where members can access our:


* A battered, beat-up, threadbare, 

  black box studio to perform in

*A cramped single shared dressing room

*Public restrooms shared with the entire

  floor and reminiscent of Penn Station

  facilities

* Various and sundry useless workshops

  guided by other members instead of

  qualified professional staff

 


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  • Member Showcase M-P
  • Member Showcase Q-Z

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