As established elsewhere in this helpful parody website, we just want your money. Sorry to be so crass but as somebody once said - it makes our world go round! We obsfucate that by making different categories jump through separate hoops. But it always comes back to the bucks. You can pay all at once or over time, but you will pay!
ACTORS must audition for the Board of Directors in order to be offered a membership. Acting in a performance at Polaris North may constitute an audition and a formal audition may be waived by a vote of the Board. Actors can participate in the twice monthly Actors Grope. Auditions are held before each monthly Board of Directors meeting. You can find the next meeting at our Events Page.
PLAYWRIGHTS may participate by bringing reading selections to the Playwrights Grope twice in order to become acquainted with the grope and vice versa. After the two meetings, the applicant must apply for membership or no longer participate in the grope. At the second of the two meetings, members present will vote on whether to invite the applicant to join the group. You can find the next Playwrights Group meeting at our Events Page.
DIRECTORS may apply to the Board of Directors for an interview or may attend two meetings of the Playwrights Grope to be considered. Decisions of the Playwrights Grope will be based on comments and participation during those two meetings. To find the next Board of Directors meeting or Playwrights Group meeting, check our Events Page.
Once you are accepted into Polaris North you may participate in activities in any of the membership categories as long as you pay your dues. Pay up. We really mean it.
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AT
POLARIS NORTH
Where members can access our:
* A battered, beat-up, threadbare,
black box studio to perform in
*A cramped single shared dressing room
*Public restrooms shared with the entire
floor and reminiscent of Penn Station
facilities
* Various and sundry useless workshops
guided by other members instead of
qualified professional staff
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